13 Things Only Freakishly-Obsessed Alabama Fans Would Buy

College football fans will often go to ridiculous lengths to make it known which program they root for. But Alabama supporters – well, they’re on another level. When you walk into a Crimson Tide fan’s house, you usually know who they root for in a matter of seconds.

Using Etsy, we ran through thousands of items that Alabama fans have the option to purchase online. But some of the stuff on there, to nobody’s surprise, is only for the truly obsessed Tide supporters. Below are the most ridiculous 13 items we found (in no order) – some of these are absurd.

13. Crib Set – Crimson and Houndstooth – Price: $399

This 4 PC crimson and houndstooth crib set is made from a mid weight 100% cotton fabric and has a crimson band, ruffles, pillow and ties. 


12. Hand Carved Paul W. “Bear” Bryant Bust – Price: $1,200

I carved this Bear Bryant bust from kiln-dried pine lumber using a bandsaw, chainsaw, and hand and mallet chisels. It is approximately 17″ tall. It is carved from kiln-dried pine boards that I glued together.


11. Bryant-Denny Stadium LEGO Set – Price: $1,200

Roll Tide! With over 4,000 pieces this one of a kind set is all the LEGOs you need to bring Bama Football to your home or office. Purchase price includes the all of the LEGOs, a custom display plaque, downloadable building guide and the original design file created in LEGO Digital Designer.


10. Alabama Nick Saban Embroidery Bowling Bag – Price: $40

This is a likeness of the famous Alabama coach nick saban.


9. Crochet Alabama Crimson Tide Newborn Hat – Price: $26

This adorable crocheted Bama Big AL hat is hand crocheted by me in the finest acrylic yarn. It is super soft! Perfect for your little one for gameday, as a photo prop or everyday casual wear. It would also make a unique, one of a kind baby gift! 


8. Bama Barn – Price: $2,799

Bama fans celebrate the tides latest championship with this handsome log barn. Built entirely with reclaimed wood material. Features : 7-stalls, tack room, full haymow, fully operational doors The barn is 24″ tall, 20″ wide, 36″ long.


7. Alabama Crimson Tide Decorative Bird House – Price: $45

This adorable one-of-a-kind University of Alabama birdhouse is hand-painted with lots of embellishments on all six sides. Measures 9″ tall, 7″ wide. Comes with LED candle for an enchanting night display.


6. Roll Tide Embroidered Toilet Paper – Price: $5

ROLL TIDE! Show your Roll Tide spirit with this unique gift. It is actually a roll of TP that is embroidered with Roll Tide & A. Comes ready for display in clear bag with ribbon. 


5. Crimson Tide Swarovski Crystal Belt Buckle, Belt – Price: $160

An Alabama “A” Belt Buckle that is embellished with Swarovski Crystals. This belt will certainly be a conversation piece. The black leather belt is embellished with Swarovski Crystals. A true Crimson Tide fan can not miss owning this belt!

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4. Elephant Trunk Shirt – Price: $40

This elephant shirt is just plain fun to wear! I can make it in most any size and can use your color preferences. University of Alabama folks should love this item. Just think how cute your kids would be in this shirt! 


3. Bedazzled Alabama Crimson Tide Converse Shoe – Price: $100

These are a custom designed pair of gray Alabama Crimson Tide Converse.


2. Houndstooth Shopping Cart Cover – Price: $55

For all the houndstooth fans out there, this is for you. This shopping cart/highchair cover is just what any little Bama fan would love. The outside of the cover is made of black and white houndstooth and the inside of the seat is made of soft minky crimson fabric. A name can be added to the back of the seat if you would like, just include that information when you order.


1. Roll Tide Roll Diva Denim Vest – Price: $70

RTR denim vest for your little Diva adorned with lots of Bling, houndstooth, and RTR/elephant appliques.



Happy shopping and Roll Tide.


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