Jameis Winston Is Getting Harassed On Twitter Because A Florida Woman Stole Lobster Tails In Her Pants From A Publix
Oh, Twitter – sometimes you are fantastic. Thursday night, it was reported by the Associated Press that a woman in Florida had stuffed seven lobster tails in her pants and walked out of a Publix without paying for them. Of course, police found her an hour later, arrested her and charged her with petit theft. College football fans, especially those residing in the state of Florida, can probably recall a similar situation involving this past year’s Heisman Trophy winner – Jameis Winston. Winston, for those unaware, was cited for stealing crab legs and crawfish from a Tallahassee Publix in late April.
Given the similarities between the stories, fans have been making fun of Winston on Twitter all day. Many even joked that she must be the woman of Winston’s dreams.
— Greg Katz (@GregKatz) June 13, 2014
— Douglas Crawford (@Doug_KCCO) June 13, 2014
— Antwan V. Staley (@blackredsoxfan) June 13, 2014
— Cameron Strang (@cameronstrang) June 12, 2014
— Jackie Murphy (@JMurph36) June 13, 2014
— LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) June 13, 2014
— Saturday Spirit (@SaturdaySpirit) June 13, 2014
The crustaceans at @Publix must be criminally good. First, Jameis Winston steals crab legs. Now, a woman puts lobster tails in her pants..
— Michael Grant (@MichaelGrant_CJ) June 13, 2014
— Andrew Hop (@Hop1226) June 13, 2014
— Tyler Kane (@Tyler_Kane_23) June 13, 2014
— Cameron Hasty (@cameron_hasty) June 13, 2014
The actual college football season can’t come soon enough.